*Crap
– defined – there are many definitions of what crap is; vulgar
slang – something which is of poor quality, nonsense, rubbish or excrement.
The definition of Crap for this festival is the following; What could be one
mans garbage is another mans treasure; What might not meet the standards of
some meets the standards of others; What might not work in some ways works
in others.
THE SHORT CRAP FILM FESTIVAL - THE FINALE!
SHORTCRAP HEAT
1.....SHORTCRAP
HEAT 2..... SHORTCRAP
HEAT 3
The
time has come! See which films made it into the top 10!
Turning
the CRAP into CRAPTACULAR for the last time!
Come alone to the final night ever of Short Crap Film Festival Fantasticness!!! After 3 nights of 30 films being screened at the Glitch Bar & Cinema, the final 10 chosen by the audience will be screened at LOOP and a live 'Eurovision Style' voting contest will be held to pick the winner of the final 10. The winner will then be treated to all the glory of the after party at LOOP which will feature DJs, VJs and PJs. It is the last time something with CRAP in the title will be held and it is going to go out with a bang!
THE
SHORT CRAP FINALE & CLOSING PARTY
THE FINAL 10 FILMS CHOSEN BY YOU!
Wednesday 23rd, 8pm
at
LOOP
19 - 23 Meyers Place, Melbourne
The definition of Crap for this festival is the following; What could be one mans garbage is another mans treasure; What might not meet the standards of some meets the standards of others; What might not work in some ways works in others. Remember this when selecting your final 10!
THE
FINAL TEN!!!
1. Trolley Man – 4’59” - QLD
Joshua Long
gary is a trolley boy who wants to become
a trolley man.
2.
Badlands – 40” – VIC
David Blumenstein
two men in leotards are probably gay; then
throw a cheese, but is there a deeper meaning?
3.
Barbara Wouldn’t Listen – 7’ - VIC
Kathryn Walton
Barbara's slightly attractive freind is stalked
by someone, is it a ghost and why won't Barbara listen?
4.
The Rules – 3’ – QLD
Joshua Long
Sometimes being single is a good thing
5.
Bethany – 4’ – VIC
Bethanys Sister
Bethany teaches Carla how to play totem tennis.
6.
Discreet Art Of DayDreaming – 4’- QLD
Dion Monteiro
Edwin is an overworked telemarketer. Aislyn
is a soul agent. Find out what happens when you day dream too much.
7.
What Happened At Work Today – 3’ - ACT
Nora Preston
Staff at Tidbinbilla Space Tracking station
encounter a strange phenomenon.
8.
Across The Road – 5’50” - QLD
Stewart Morrison
two cops try and piece together clues to
a terrible murder while being watched by a chook.
9.
Chinese Whispers – 5’ - VIC
Jesse Galofaro
The story of how one small incident among
friends is turned into something much larger through word of mouth.
10.
Nachte Schweine – 2’56” – Berlin
Raf Volta
3 men dancing to a squeeze song.