*Crap – defined – there are many definitions of what crap is; vulgar slang – something which is of poor quality, nonsense, rubbish or excrement.
The definition of Crap for this festival is the following; What could be one mans garbage is another mans treasure; What might not meet the standards of some meets the standards of others; What might not work in some ways works in others!

THE SHORT CRAP FILM FESTIVAL - THE FINALE!

SHORTCRAP HEAT 1.....SHORTCRAP HEAT 2..... SHORTCRAP HEAT 3


SHORTCRAP HEAT 1

Wednesday 16th November, 8pm


318 St Georges Road, Fitzroy North
www.glitch.com.au


1." Nachte Schweine (naked pigs)" – 2’56”
Raf Volta
3 men dancing to a squeeze song.

2. "Across The Road" – 5’50”
stewart morrison
two cops try and piece together clues to a terrible murder while being watched by a chook.

3. "The German Movie" – 4’35”
Lee A Marquardt
Helmut and Hans find their property over run by stuffed toys.

4. "Stair Well" – 4’
Jesse Breckon Thomas, Brad Harrison
A man and a woman trapped in a stairwell.

5. "Missing in Anglesea" – 9’16”
Gail Barratt
4 friends get drunk at a dinner party and unearth a horrible truth.

6. "Glorias Pumpkin breath and grandma" – 2’12”
Jacqui Burk, David Blumenstein
A girls heartwarming asinine tribute to her late grandmother and the pumpkins she made shit with.

7. "What Happened At Work Today" – 3’
nora preston
Staff at Tidbinbilla Space Tracking station encounter a strange phenomenon.

8. "Make a better Me" – 1’40”
John Pace
Quick Witted bullies will always render you a try hard tool.

9. "Shadows & Dreams" – 2’58”
Rob Leggo
a homage to every video we made as arts undergraduates… and the lecturer who 'guided' us.

10. "Trolley Man" – 4’59"
joshua long
gary is a trolley boy who wants to become a trolley man.